The Law of Equivalent Exchange
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
Howbout a sad version of Coldstone Creamery where instead of pretending to be happy, they pretend to be in despair. It’d be called Existential Ices, and they’d have flavors like raspberry regret and vanilla void and purposeless pecan. When you tip the cashier he cries.
Yeah I want a scoop of “who cares cotton candy” and a scoop of ” meaningless mango” oh and can you make that an “it doesn’t matter if you make it low fat because we all die anyway” smoothie?
L4D buttons now up in my storenvy!